::: Just U' ToT!!! este... Just a Thought pala... Hehehe!!! "Apir!!!" :::

 

"Masamang Hangin!!!"  "Sama ng loob!!!"  "Mabahong singaw!!!"  Kahit ano pa man ang sabihin... babagsak lahat ito sa isang salita... "UToT!!!"  kung sosi ka eh... "FaRT!!!"  Ehehehehe!!!  Teka... Bakit ba ako nag-post ng mabahong topic na ito???  Wala lang kasi akong mai-post eh... & ito lang pumasok sa isip ko!!!  Ahahahahaha!!! Ang bantot naman ng isip ko ngayon!!! Ahahahaha!!!  Apir!!!

But, there's something I want to share why I post this "UToT" thing...

Sa araw-araw... kahit ayaw natin... may hangin at gas sa atng tiyan at kelangan ilabas yun diba...  Nakakahiya man pero kahit pigilin... matindi ang pressure sa loob at lalabas talaga ang Smelly Gas na ito!!!  Kung tayo-tayo lang sa bahay, minsan basta may maririnig na lang na sumasabog at ngingiti ang may sala... Ehehehehe!!!  Minsan naman, kapag maraming tao, hahanap tayo ng lugar na walang makakarinig o makaka-amoy ng Smelly Gas na ating ilalabas... pero hindi lahat ng pagkakataon ay nakakawala tayo sa harap nila at minsan ay wala na tayong magawa kundi pigilin ang pressure... pero malakas talaga at ayun... bigla na lang may magsasabi: "Ay... ano yun? Ang baho? Sino ang umutot???"  Heck!!!  Ikaw namang may sala eh dedma at makikisakay: "Oo nga ano? Sino kaya yung bastos na yun?"  Yes!!!  Patay malisya pa ang Hudas!!!  Minsan lusot kasi walang tunog kaya ligtas!  Pero pag may tunog na lalo na't halatadong pigil na pigil at ipit na ipit... kahit anong pangmamalinis ang gawin mo... mabantot ka na!!! Kakahiya ano!?!?!?   Ahahahaha!!!  Funny but true!!!  Apir!!!  Ahahahaha!!!

By the way... kung si Chairman Bayani Fernando ay may Color Coding sa automobiles to lessen the traffic around the metro... ang UToT ay may Color Coding din!!!  Yep!!! Hindi kaya papatalo ang ating mga hangin sa tiyan!!!  Ahahahaha!!!  Apir!!!

Now... I want you to choose what Color your FaRT is!!!  Ahahahahaha!!!  Baka nga hindi ka maka-choose kasi lahat ng kulay nasa iyo na!!!  Ahahahahaha!!!  Eto na ang aminan!!!  Ahahahaha!!!  Repent & you will be free!!!  Ahahahahaha!!!  Apir!!!

Actually, the colors of fart is also depends on how they sound!!!  Ahahaha!!!

Here are the "United Colors of FaRT" (UToT with sound):

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  BLUE -  Ito ang UToT na hindi masyado mabagsik ang amoy pero bumubulaga!!!  Ayos lang to kasi hindi mapaminsala!!!  Minsan nga baka wala pang amoy!!!  But... malalaman nila na umutot ka kasi ang buga o sabog nito ay pabigla!!!  Kapag umutot ang ka na pabigla - malakas, nakakagulat!  Ang Color-Sound nya: "BBBLLLLUUUUEEE!!!!!"  Apir!!!


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  PiNK - Ito ang UToT na pa-demure at pa-simple!!!  Hindi din masyado delikado ang amoy at tolerable ang bagsik.  Ito ang UToT na pinipigil!!!  The more na iniipit mo... the more na naghihimagsik!!!  Medyo mahina ang Sound kaysa sa Blue pero mas nakakahiya ng konti kaysa sa Blue!!!  Ang Color-Sound nya:  "piiinnkkkk.... piii..piii....pppiiiinnn...ppiiiinnnkkkkii...ppppiiiiinnkkkkk...........!!!"  Apir!!!


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  BROWN - Ito ang utot ng matatanda!!!  Kamote!!!  Bagay talaga sa kanila ang "Kamote!!!"  Ehehehehehe!!!  No offense sa mga oldies... pero karamihan sa kanila lalo na mga 60 years old & above!!!  Ehehehehe!!!  Ito ang UToT na nakakagimbal!!!  Parang may Monster na nag-Grawl!!!!  Rawwrrr!!!  Ahahahahaha!!!  Minsan may amoy, minsan wala, pero kalimitan may kasama... may kahatak na: "EEEWWWW!!!"  Yuck!!! Ahahahahaha!!!  Mas malakas ang Sound nito sa lahat at tatakbo sa kaligtasan mo kapag nakarinig ka nito!!!  Apir!!!  Ang Color-Sound nya:  "Bbrroooowww...Bbbrrroooo...BBBrrrOOOwww...BbBbBbRRRRoooooWWWNNNN!!!!"


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  Colorless - At last, umabot na tayo sa last color... este wala palang color iong last UToT!!!  Ehehehehe!!!  WARNiNG!!!  This FaRT is the Most Destructive FaRT you'll ever encounter!!!  Darn!!!  Walang SOUND pero ang pinsala... KABLAM!!!  PAKTAY ang makaka-amoy!!!  Hayyyy!!!  Ewan kung anong klaseng Kamote ang kinain ng taong Colorless ang UToT!!!  Ang Color-Sound nya: " - - - - - - "  Fill in the blanks!!!  Ahahahahahaha!!!  Apir!!!

Now you know the Colors of UToT... ngayon... tell me... nasubukan mo na ba ang lahat ng kulay na iyon???  Kiung hindi pa... mag-practice ka na ng UCF (United Colors of FaRT) mo para kahit nasaang lugar ka at medyo maipit sa anumang sitwasyon ay magamit mo ang mga Color-Sound nito at hindi mapahiya!!!  Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!  Apir!!!

 

 

Stinger!!! Here You Go Again!!! (Apir!!! na din...)

Not again! Not again!

Here's this darn feeling again!

It's makin' me ill inside again!

Please... hit me! Before it brings me down again!

It happened once, it happened twice!

Now I'm afraid that it'll happen thrice!

Hope it's not, I'm not telling lies.

Life is flat... and heart's hurt rise!

To see you and hear you... is such a blast!

You've set me free from this shell that won't crack!

You make my life new again and erased all my past...

Wish all these things regards You, hope they'll last.

It's a fact, but I'm just lack...

of strength to say, my mouth is locked!

Hey Heart! Speak up your jock!

Take a deep breath, so it won't stuck!

I'm so scared! I'm so frightened!

To let you know this Heart's been talkin'.

It's YOU!!! It's YOU!!! The one I'm pursuin'...

If it's all about you, my world's enlightened!

Think! Think! Go on and think!

Wish my Heart won't beat... go shrink!

Why it's YOU... my Heart's been thinkin'?

Maybe it's really YOU, the answer to what I'm praying!

Hope it's real! Hope it's true!

I really, really want these dreams to come true!

Please let me in... please let me through...

I want to be with you... and everything --- I will do!

But still in doubt, still in vain...

But then, I'm not in rain!

I hate to feel those pain again...

But to be with YOU... hope my gladness will regain!

Be optimistic... be realistic...

But my Heart, Mind and Soul is kinda' pessimistic!

I don't want to be in this state of calamity!

Hope I can survive & say my victory!!!

A Simple TREAT to the ONE'S Who Always TREATED Us!!! (almost everyday...) Apir!!!

Last February 19, 2006, Monday... was the "30th Wedding Anniversary" of the most important persons in PUSiT's life... Daddy PUSiT & Mommy PUSiT!!! Ehehehehehe!!! Apir!!! This occasion was also a priority for me & it's also in my calendar here in Multiply. But, busyness comes our way & hindered my & ma' sister's plan for them... KAMOTE!!! We haven't buy any gifts or present for them... or even treated them at a restaurant to have even a simple dinner & private affair for bonding... But... that's the way it is... time passed us quickly... in a blink of an eye... everything (our plan...) have gone!!!

BUT... BUT!!! Wait!!! Even though time passed us by... but our spirits & eagerness to celebrate their Anniversary was really strong!!! YEAH!!! Changing plans was really fast & it's a plan that's never in our plan!!! (Huh???) Basta!!! Yun na yun!!! (Ehehehehe!!! Apir!!! ) Plan-A was ditched!!! Plan-B was trashed!!! Plan-C??? Hey!!! There's no Plan-C!!! So... what's the new plan (Plan-C)??? Hhmmm... It's a twist of something that made ma' butt go shakin' to go out & find what to should we do for Plan-C!!! We cannot think any idea or things to to just to make that Plan-C possible!!! So... from 11:00 AM (when the time they go... till the time they got back...) to 5:00 PM... then we don't have any plans!!! KAMOTE!!! So I asked ma' sister to go out & buy an earphone for her MP3 player... So do you think now we have a polished plan for this??? Ehehehehehe!!! Yeah right!!! Still nothing!!! So at SM... we were talking bout what to do... buy any gifts or just buy a pizza or blah! blah! blah!!! Yeah!!! Nothin' happened!!! Wala kaming naisip!!! So... Goodbye Plan-C!!! Darn!!! So while walking but still thinkin' the Plan-C got ditched again... I told ma' sis to go to the grocery to buy some lemons, mint leaves, basil leaves, rhum & vodka coz I would like to mix Mojito!!! Jus' a trip to coolin' things up coz' our Plans A, B & cramming C was all refused & thrown!!! While pickin' up all the neccessary ingredients that I need... there's somethin' entered our minds... "Ting!!!" Yeah!!! Why not... Cook for them!!! Apir!!! So Plan-C was here again!!! Welcome back "C!!!" Hehehehehe!!! So I got some fresh cut tuna, mayonnaise, chesse, etc... It's already 8:45 Pm when we got home & our parents have no idea on what we're going to do. My Mom says: "Ano na naman yang pinagbibili nyo? Gumastos na naman kayo!" I replied: "Mom, asan yung mga patatas? Pakilinisan na agad! Kumain na ba kayo? Kasi may binili ako tuna, luto ko ngayon. Dali pakilinisan na yung patatas!!!" Ehehehehe!!! Inutusan ko pa nanay ko noh??? Ehehehehe!!! It's 9:14 PM & still, I'm workin' with all the ingredients... medyo uminit na nga ulo ko dahil dami ko pa gawin eh... but, Coolness!!! Coolness!!! Ehehehehe!!! Yeah!!! Finally!!! I'm all done!!! The dishes was 'Bon Appetit!!!' Ahehehehe!!! (Uhm... tama ba spelling??? Basta yun!!! Ahahaha!!!) What's on the menu Chef PUSiT? Here are the main entree's: (1) Lemon-Butter Sauced Tuna; (2) Garlic Mushroom Potato Wedges with Honey Mustard Sauce & White Pesto Sauce; & (3) Raspberry Mojito!!! Ahahahaha!!! Yummy!!!

So it's almost 11:00 PM & we're all in the table talkin', chit-chatin' & then ma' sister told them that: "Eto daw ang blow-out ni Kuya sa Anniversary nyo! Hindi kasi kami nakabili ng gifts eh & kulang na sa panahon... kaya eto na lang naisip namin." Mom replied: "Wala naman sa amin yun'... eh ayos lang yan. Pero masarap lahat ang niluto nyo!" My Dad says: "Ang asim naman ng juice mo!" But... siya naman ang umubos ng Mojito!!! (Maasim daw!!! Nyek!!!) Those words means a lot!!! They appreciate all of the things we did!!! After that... almost 11:30 PM, Mom says: "Antok na ako pero sobrang busog ko!!! Mahirap matulog nito!" So I put some grind Tim Hortons coffee into ma' French Press... & made a coffee... Haayyy!!! Napagod ako kagabi!!! But it's all worth it!!! Me & Sis made them happy in their Anniversary!!! Even only at home... we celebrated the occasion happy, we're all there - bonding... & that's the most important!!! Apir!!!

Yup!!! It's "A Simple Treat to the ONE's (Daddy PUSiT & Mommy PUSiT) Who Always Treated Us!!!" They are the One's why we are here... they are the One's who spend their time working for our needs, they are the One's who always there even we're in this age... They're still here for us... & they'll still here for us... no matter what... It's only a little something that we made... cook a little... a little treat that I called it... But... the actions & thought that we did really count!!! We're happy coz' our Plan was a Success!!! Yuhooo!!! Apir!!!

Thanks a lot "Daddy PUSiT" & "Mommy PUSiT"... "Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary!!!" I've never been good in expressing ma' feeling's in words but, I can really show it in actions... For me it's cheesy & corny... but I''ll say it... "I LOVE YOU Dad & MoM!!! Apir!!!"

* Mommy PUSiT + Daddy PUSiT = Parent PUSiT!!! Apir!!! *

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Here are the pictures of the dishes that I cooked... Ahmmm... By the way, the plating was a little messy & not planned, you know... it's kinda' rush!!! So please, bear with the plating artistry!!! Ehehehehehe!!! But, it taste good!!! They're all good!!! Hehehehe!!! Apir!!!

* Lemon-Butter Sauced Tuna!!! Apir!!! *

* Garlic Mushroom Potato Wedges!!! Apir!!! *

* Raspberry Mojito!!! Refreshing!!! Apir!!! *

* The Complete Set: Lemon-Butter Sauced Tuna + Garlic Mushroom Potato Wedges with Honey Mustard & White Pesto Sauce + Raspberry Mojito!!! = Yum Yum!!! Apir!!! *

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Tnx a lot for readin' guys!!! Apir!!!

(This post is also in my multiply site... check out ma' links on the sidebar!!! Tnx!!! Apir!!!)

" S A L A M A T _ P O ! ! ! " _ A P i R ! ! !

Hello folks!!! I really like to update "kamoteng-PUSiT" but... DARN!!! The logon page is really CRAP!!! A PiECE of CRAP!!! I dunno if it's in my PC (Internet connection... WHAT ELSE!!!) why I cannot enter ma' Dashboard & update ma' site!!! Kamote!!! Nahihiya na kasi ako sa mga bloggers na lagin pumupunta dito tapos wala man lang akong magawa for them... even their new links or their new URL sites (like... TiKEY & KaDYO), hindi ko pa din napapalitan ang links nila... Gayundin... the other visitors na nag-view, commented & tagged me... at nag-add ng link ko sa site nila eh ako di ko pa din sila nali-link up!!! Arrggg!!! Sorry po sa inyo at ako'y nangangamote sa site kong ito!!! Pero I'll make it possible na ma-update ko ang blog ko at ang mga links ninyo!!! Just... just make your arms always long & please bear with me!!! Ehehehehehehe!!! Apir!!!

Really, there's nothin' in store for me right now to say or to post... I'm here just to let you know guys & gals that PUSiT is still "Alive & Kickin' butts!!!" Wahahahahaha!!! PUSiT is still sowin' "kamote" in the field & still swimmin' in ma' Aquarium of Ink!!! Ahehehehehe!!! Apir!!! ;')

Yes!!! I will never give-up ma' 1st ever blog!!! I will never loose the nerve to leave ma' site that make me an International PUSiT!!! (Ahehehehe!!! International na kasi pati sa ibang country maa-access ako diba??? Wehehehehe!!!) I will never delete this blogsite that contained the stories of 'ME' & became part of your lives... I will never erase all the memories (Good or Bad, Happy or Sad or Hurtful , Meaningful post or senseless ones, Ma' Compositions & Works, and the Heartwarming, Funny, Cool & Bright Comments & Tags by YOU BLOGGERS!!!) that engraved in the Heart & Soul of this site... YOU!!! Yeah... YOU are the ONES that makes me able to update & update & still update this blogsite!!! This blog made me a Friend to anyone and vice-versa!!! I WiLL STiLL BLOG... and still BLOG... till ma' Aquarium's water dries out!!! You will still fell the strong Wafakkk!!! of PUSiT's "APiR!!! APiR!!! and APiR!!!" This is the Signature thiing that I would like to stick in every bloggers mind... APiR!!! That's why the equation of PUSiT is: PUSiT + YOU = APiR!!! Ehehehehehehe!!! Apir!!! ;')

So... thank you very much for still swinggin' & smimmin' with ME!!! Tnx!!! Apir!!! =')

BTW!!! It's kinda' late but... I would like to CONGRATULATE: KaDYO!!! Hey man!!! Congrats & you are now a RN!!! (Sorry that I didn't greet you on the previous update... di ko kasi alam na juz' like JAiMZ... RN ka na!!!) Apir!!! =D

" A P i R ! ! ! "

*UPDATE:*

I already updated & changed the links of you guys & even added some new bloggers links!!! Tnx!!! Apir!!!

KAMOTE... PUSiT... the comeback... Apir!!!

Waw!!! At long last!!! It's nice to be back & home again!!! I missed the bloggosphere & I missed all of you guys & gals!!! Kamote talaga ako!!! It almost took me a month to post again here people & nanibago ata ako!!! Hehehehe... parang nangamote ako sa blog!!! Hahaha!!! Sorry that it took me a long, longer, longest, very long, very longer & very longest time to update again... so "busy me" that's why all I can do is to visit, leave a comment or a tag to you guys... Sorry din sa mga bloggers na di ko pa na-visit coz' of the darn connection I have in my Net... it's the other reason why it also took me sooooo looonnnngggg to make an update again... Kamote!!! There's so many activities & events that made me busy this past months & even now... still now... dami pa di-tapos na gawain... lalo na sa business... medyo madami orders & it's the priority... I still have talks to be given this comming weeks & months & I need to practice the speech that I will deliver... Ahhhhh!!! I take this opportunity to make even a little update so there's no vacant month for me here in my blog... ehehehehe...

That's all for now FANS!!! Tnx for your visit, comments, tags & support!!! Tnx very much to all of you bloggers!!! Promise... I will post a long one soon... Apir!!! ;')

CONGRATULATiONS to princess JAiMZ for passing the Nursing Boards & now, she's a Registered & Certified NURSE!!! Apir!!! Tnx kay Ate MEi, Ralph, Rho, TiKEY, KD, & all of you!!! Tnx sa lahat!!! Apir sa inyo!!! "APiR!!!"

BAKiT?!?!?! WHY?!?!?! Apir!!!

TANONG: Bakit nga pala ako matagal mag-update???

SAGOT: Kasi mabagal ang computer ko at connection sa Internet!!!

TANONG: Bakit eto lang ang update mo???

SAGOT: May ginagawa pa ako na medyo mahalaga kaya di makapag-type ng mahaba at walang update na matino... Pero, may mga naka-line up na mga post at even picture sa aking nakaraang lakad sa Isabela... Hehehehehe... Apir!!!

TANONG: Ano na ang gagawin mo ngayon???

SAGOT: Hindi ko alam... Apir na lang!!!

*adik mode...*

= Maraming Salamat sa pagbisita at pag-Tag o pag-comment sa blog na ito... Apir!!! =

A Special Request Entry: " BEE... TRUE " (Yorokobee's Song) Apir!!!

Waw!!! Hahaha... may update na din ulit... medyo mabilis na hindi ba??? Medyo maluwag lang ang schedule ko kaya I took the time para makapag-post & mag-update na din at especially ma-grant ang request ng aking Japinoy (Japanese-Pinoy) Doll Friend na si "YOROKOBEE!!!" Ang tagal na ng request na ito at ngayon ko lang na-post... Pasensiya na BEE ha... although medyo a week ko na to natapos, eh may mga 'kamoteng' bagay lang talaga... pero your request... Eto na!!! Eto na!!! Eto na!!! Wwwaaahhh!!! Do be do be do... be do... be do be do... be do wahhh!!! Ehehehehe... Hope you'll like my work & medyo nahirapan ang kukuote ko sa pag-iisip ng magandang song/tune para sa'yo & even mag-fit sa personlity, life & who you are... kaya sana magustuhan mo... I'm sure alam mo ang tune ng song na ito & I'm sure, makakanta mo ito... Apir BEE!!! =D

So here it is people... especially you, BEE... It's your post!!! Apir!!! ;-)

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" BEE... TRUE "

(Yorokobee's Song)

Words & Lyrics by: PUSiT

Tune: 'True'

by: Spandau Ballet

*Intro*

Ahh ha ha, ha hay... (2x)

*1st Stanza*

So true... Yorokobee's her name.

Beauty's her game... Happy! means the same.

Head & the heels, plus, nails & toes...

This is the sound... of her soul...

this is her sound!!!

*Refrain 1*

She bought a ticket to the world...

But she lands in Japan!

When she founds out she was on the right line...

She's singin' all the things & said...

*Chorus*

Ahh ha ha, ha hay...

She knows it... life is good!

Ahh ha ha, ha hay...

She knows it... life is...

True!!!

*2nd Stanza*

With a dream on her head,

matchin' pillows & bed...

thinks on the man, yes! it began!

Listenin' to Marley, all night long...

Now he's the sound of her soul..

She found her sound!!!

*Refrain 2*

Always leavin' all her fears...

when become one of his own.

Keeps the right man & be glad on his side...

She's sure he's the best that she'd known...

*Chorus*
Ahh ha ha, ha hay...
She knows it... life is good!
Ahh ha ha, ha hay...
She knows it... life is...
True!!!

*Adlib...*

*Refrain 3*

She wrote a blog to the world!!!

And so we comes back again...

Bein' happy for the life that you choose...

We wish you all the best & say!!!

*Chorus*
Ahh ha ha, ha hay...
We knows it... your life aint blue!
Ahh ha ha, ha hay...
We knows it... BEE, your...
True!!!

So much your true!!!

Oh, BEE your true!!!

(Yorokobee, your true-hoo... Yorokobee, your true-hoo!!!)

I know, I know, I know that BEE, your true!!!

(Yorokobee, your true-hoo... Yorokobee, your true-hoo!!!)

I know that BEE, your true!!!

*Till Fade...*

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Ayan!!! Whew!!! Hehehehehe... Hope you like the song BEE... eh yan lang ang nakayanan ng utak ko eh... I think, the song also fits you, kasi... kasi... ewan ko ba... basta yun na yun!!! Hehehehe!!! Apir!!! It fits you kasi medyo ganda ng beat ng Spandau Ballet & medyo up-beats kaya happy ang takbo ng melody & mood ng song. Kaya ayun... Hehehehe!!! Apir BEE!!!

Sa mga bloggista na laging dumadalaw sa Selda Numero 96 ni Mayor PUSiT... Maraming salamat po!!! Ang inyong tag at komento po ay tunay na isang pagsuporta sa Kamoteng-PUSiT!!! APIR!!! para sa inyo mga bloggers!!!