TRiViA About PUSiT... (Bonus: SURVEY - Courtesy of "MEi GorJus!!!") Apir!!! \(^c,^)/

TRiViA About PUSiT or SQUiD or ISKUWiD or... ahmmm... Apir!!!

This is a picture of a PUSiT or SQUiD... This specie usually lives under the sea or salt water. Just like dogs, they comes from various breeds. They also differ from sizes (some are tiny, extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2-extra large, grande, venti & GIANT), colors (usually, their color is light violet, dark violet, pink, dark pink, brown, camouflage & transparent) and taste (sometimes sweet if fresh & if not fresh... taste like not fresh!!! Hehehe...). By the way, it has more than eight tentacles... Just like in the picture, it has 10 tentacles... that's why it's different from OCTOPUS. Octopus has 8 tentacles that's why it's an OCTOPUS... PUSiT has 10 tentacles that's why it's called a SQUiD... But if you seen a SQUiD that has 8 tentatles, don't be confused... its a new breed of Octopus & SQUiD... it's called: "OCTO-PUSiT" another family of SQUiD... Hehehehe... SQUiDs have 2 eyes, usually, they have black eyes... They have also a fighting mechanism called the "FOUNTAIN PEN!!!" If their life is in danger... they squirt inks (usually color BLACK; if you saw a blue or red ink squirted, their from America or Europe... Imported!!!) to blackened the water so they can escape... clever huh? SQUiDs also have brains... but their brain was a little awkward... it was so small & also placed backward (baliktad ang utak). They are the only species in the water that swims backwards intead going forward... Wow!!! Adik!!! All of the animals underwater swims forward but SQUiDs... watta heck... Backwards!!! It's true... Baliktad ang utak ng PUSiT!!!

Hope you enjoy the trivia about SQUiD or PUSiT... Thanks for your time that's been wasted to this "Walang ka-kwenta-kwentang" post!!! Salamat ulit!!! Apir!!! Let's Swim sa Aquarium just like PUSiT!!! \(^c,^)/

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Hey MEi!!! Ayan na ang survey, FIN!!! Kamote, puro kalokohan!!! Hehehehe... Sana Try nyo din mga ka-bloggies!!! Apir!!!